GLENN BASICALLY JUST TOLD ME I’M BITTER OVER LOVE BECAUSE I DON’T GET LAID ENOUGH.
GLENN: “YOU’RE JUST THIS OLD, BITTER, DRIED UP VIRGINAL LESBIAN.”
GLENN: “YOU DON’T GET ANY.”
I AM 400% DONE WITH THIS MAN.
I LOVE HIM.
BUT OH MY GOD I AM NOT EXPLAINING MY LOVE LIFE TO HIM.
he said i’m “not open to love” that’s why i don’t believe in love at first sight. i am not going to explain to glenn that anyone i ever said i loved didn’t want me.
WHAT IS MY LIFE.